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squigly-protractor:

johnquincyadams:

it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young Adults that teach you things like what to do at the post office and how not to be an asshole at parties 

I need this

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jayskalo: inheritedpredisposition: blossomingriotpoof: ingloriousdmk: oh man how many times did i skip dinner because of people in the kitchen too many WHO WAS THE EVIL MIND THAT CREATED THIS COMIC WHO DO NOT EXPOSE OUR WEAKNESS COMIC CREATOR The only way that MIGHT not kill me is the party one. The last two I would die for sure.
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neverevergivein: I wanna..
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badtvblog: A Kardashian falling on the walk of fame how wonderfully poetic.
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mikecencio: topherchris: staff: While browsing the Dashboard, in addition to clicking J and K to jump to the next and previous posts, you can now click L to like the current post! I’m constantly forgetting this and then remembering that it has the potential to change lives, so here’s a reminder…   Also: Hitting R will Reblog the current post.  HINT TO LIFE:  ALT+R
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the most accurate personification of tumblr is probably the grinch

mylightistooslight:

(Source: doublefab)

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Holy shit you guys

allhailgodtiss:

So this personality test was going around right

but

did everyone play it all the way through?

All five stages?

Because I did and holy shit.

Holy. Shit.

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hell0kaytee:

juilan:

A Paula Deen Thanksgiving show was on and I swear it sounded like a weird porno.

“Wanna taste my pie? Gurl, I wanna taste yo’ pie.”

i’m fucking dead.

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"And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesnt change the fact that you have what you have.”
— Perks Of Being A Wallflower - Stephen Chbosky"
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consulting-time-captain:

the-cats-hatter:

theserraangel:

kiwibutt:

teppelin:

jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby

SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT

HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS

I CAN’T HANDLE TUMBLR TONIGHT.

HAKUNA MY TATAS

HAKUNA MY TATAS?!

REALLY?!